i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins
I’VE NEVER WANTED A NIGHT LIGHT SO MUCH
I heard you were talkin’ shit
afraid to die alone? dont. die in a fight to the death
Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart
thats my right boob tho
Well now everything’s spoiled!